Calon Presiden Idaman Rakyat

Calon Presiden Idaman Rakyat

Katanya ada lomba menulis kriteria calon presiden. Pastinya standart ya, kriterianya itu-itu aja, jujur, berwibawa, kuat iman, berdedikasi tinggi, bertanggung jawab, cekatan, bijaksana, mementingkan kepentingan rakyat, dan lain sebagainya. Kali ini aku mau nulis kriteria versi lebih fresh.
Calon presiden haruslah memiliki hidung besar, karena kata orang orang sabar hidungnya besar.
Calon presiden harus yang bertangan kasar, karena itu ciri-ciri pekerja keras.
Calon presiden harus bisa menyanyi, karena kalau rakyatnya ada yang kelaparan, dia bisa nyanyiin lagu "iwak peyek sego jagung", kalau rakyatnya suka begadang bisa nyanyi, "begadang jangan begadang..." kalo rakyatnya banyak yang gila, bisa nyanyi, "jangan gila dong..." versi dangdut koplo.
Calon presiden keteknya gak boleh bau, karena malu maluin dong kalo rapat keluar negeri ntar dikira orang Indonesia burket semua.. hohoo
Calon presiden langsing, karena kalo endut dikira makan duit rakyaat. Selain itu ya biar enak diliyat aja.
Calon presiden harus mantan pelawak, karena kalau rakyatnya galau, dia bisa menghibur.
Calon presiden harus suka FBnan, biar lebih dekat dengan rakyaat. jadi rapat kemana aja diupdate terus. Tapi ati ati aja ntar dapet teror BOMB,, xixixi
Calon presiden jangan suka ngentut, malu2in dunia persilatan.
Calon presiden gak boleh ganteng, karna kalo ganteng itu artis namanya. Ntar malah dikira suru akting jadi pak presiden.
Calon presiden harus cowok, karena kalau cewe ntar banyak cuti haid nya..

My First Letter is from Foreigner

My First Letter is from Foreigner

This hapenned when I was in Senior High school. I was very wondering at the time, when my mother told me that I got a letter.
Mom : Nam, You got a letter.
Me    : from who, Mom?
Mom : I forgot the name because it's an English name. (tiliki dewe nduk jenenge nggo bahasa inggris og)

I thought that the letter came from foreigner. I thought that I have a fan overseas. wikikiki, just a litle bit confident.

After seeing the letter and read the sender's name. I was surprised. It's totally not a foreigner. The sender didn't include his name. Only write, "From: Your classmate, number one"

Oh, Moooom....? I was laughting at my Mom. hoahaaahaa
"I know I know... My Mom didn't take any formal education."

Gandul Rice??

Gandul Rice??

Do think that this food contains rice accompanied by saute papaya??

Gandul rice or commonly known as "Nasi Gandul" in Indonesia is kind meal that consists of rice and beef which is cooked with typical Indonesian flavor, added by coconut milk. This delicious food comes from Pati, Indonesia.

I have a funny story relating to this food.

There was a man picking up his girlfriend using motorcycle. In the journey, the girl said, "I'm hungry, bebz. Let's have a meal". The answered, "What do you want to eat?""It's up to you darling", the girl said.

Finally, their motorcycle stopped in front of a food stall named "Nasi Gandul". He asked the girl again, "Do you fond of nasi gandul?""Of course, I really like it"

When the waiter offered the man to chooce the meat. Suddenly, the man pulled the girl's hand and said, "Where is the Gandul? Why are there only meats?""What?", the girl got confused. Then, the girl ordered two porsions for both of them.

When they were enjoying the food, the man asked, "What the hell is nasi Gandul?"

Wakakakakak, the girl laughted out loud hearing her boy friend's question. The man assumed that Gandul is papaya because in his hometown, people called papaya, Gandul.

hahaha... What a silly.... "I am dating with a silly idiot man" wkwkwk. The man looked very embarrassed.